
Have you ever looked around at your house and thought that cleaning it was an insurmountable task? Did you look at the dishes and toys and junk and have absolutely no motivation to make your house sparkling once more? Then have no fear, I have the answer for you! You simply call up one of your friends. Someone you don't see too often. Invite them over to your house for dessert in two hours...or three depending on how messy your house is. (Note: do NOT invite them for dinner as this will just make you totally stressed out...) and Voila!!! You will magically become Mary Poppins. You will start frantically cleaning every mess in sight. Your speed and energy levels will be astoundingly high. Your children will also magically change into cleaning machines. Simply tell them of your plan for visitors and dessert, and they will jump up and start following your directions without wining! Yes, you too can have a clean house. What about the promised dessert you ask? A brownie mix in the back of your pantry (fair trade of course), some simple vanilla icecream....and POOF a really yummy and nice looking dessert without using very many dishes or mess. Feel free to actually eat this dessert, since you have ALREADY burned off all the calories that this morsel might create by cleaning your house. After your guests have eaten their dessert, start cleaning up the dishes right then...your guests will not be offended, but impressed at your cleanliness, and most will offer to help! Do not encourage them to stay too long, as this might create a mess, but after they leave, look around you...Your house is sparkly clean!!! Yes life can be grand.