Maxwell's quotes for age 6

It's that time again.  My "little" boy is now SEVEN!  How did that happen?  And we have kept up the tradition of writing down throughout the year the best quotes of Maxwell:

"Please bless my daddy will get rich so he won't have to work for money anymore."

"This is good that they are getting married cause now we'll see how a kiss works."

"Guess who told me that…myself."

"I love you as big as the whole earth.  That's how much Jesus wants us to love."

(Hiding daddy's binoculars behind his back) "I'm just putting my hands behind my back for fun."

"I know why the ocean is green, because of all the fish's tinkle.  Really... I know fish tinkle."

Me "Maxwell, did you eat all the cookies?" Maxwell "Yes, next time you should hide them higher."

(Daddy is holding the door open while the boys walk under his arm) "It's a good thing we have a short family"

"I know because  I have a smart head."

"People wonder what they do. That's why they're called 'The Wonderpets.'"

Maxwell-"Are all the Dinosaurs going to be resurrected when Jesus comes again?"

Me-"Umm well, I guess they are. But they won't eat people, they'll eat grass like the lion will." 

Maxwell-"Does that mean I could ride them?" 

Me-"yep" 

Maxwell-"AWESOME!"

"If you say no, then I'll continue crying, but if you say yes, I'll stop, so you'll want to say yes."

"I went raspberries picking, except I got strawberries."

"Did you know that when I was three I could fly? and I know it wasn't a dream because it was morning time and my mom saw me.  I flew off my bed and out the window.  I could fly cause I was so light.  Wanna know how heavy I was?  heavy as a bird."

Maxwell-"Can I have some of those hot dog breaded things on a stick?"
Dustin-"No, those are corn dogs, and they're bad for you. We'll make it at home so it will be healthy...ground up fish covered in oatmeal"
Maxwell-"But will it have a stick..."

"I think the twinnies and I have had enough separation."

"It smells yummy like skunk or bear."

"That's what the secret ingredient to prayer is; you need to really believe."

"Can I lick the chocolate off your fingers?"

"We should get overflow money….we get so much money that we have to give it away."

"I know magic isn't real.  My mumma knows because it's not in the bible.  But Hell is real."

"I'll give you a kiss if you give me a balloon…a hug I mean….well, I'll give you a hug AND a kiss if you promise to actually give me a balloon."

"Mumma Darling, I'm not trying to manipulate you, but I was wondering...can I have a cookie?"

"I'm so excited about the ice cream for my birthday so don't tell Daddy about it or he'll eat it all."

Stay tuned in June for Hyrum's best quotes of the year :)